The Couple Everyone is Talking About
“I’d offer to inoculate my children in order to score an invitation.”
“A visually spectacular couple. Unlike anything you’ve ever seen.”
“I offered to play their wedding for free, but they turned me down point blank; said I was too blasé.”
“Succulent!”
“Their wedding is going to put ours to shame. Who thought anyone would outdo our 60 horse parade?”
“...”
“Their getting married is a ‘good thing’”
“Surfbordt”
“If they’d let me, I’d write a sexist and inappropriate song about them. But they said no.”
“Who?”